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Mel looked like Jesus!
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To really put the pot to a boil: according to the latest anthropological data available from the University of Oxford in the UK, and according to a Discovery Channel
special I watched recently, so we're not talking hard science here, Jesus may have looked, and I quote, "a little bit like Mel Brooks"
No jokes; this is exactly what the scholars and researchers deduced from geographical, anthropological, archeological, and reasonably substantiated theoretical data. This is British Science, of which I stand in awe.
Of course, it's just hypothesis and conjecture with more than a dash of that winsome British flair that I've come to love, but it's for sure He didn't look like Rutger Hauer...and that's probably a really good thing.
Now there's a face anyone could love, a divine face, a nice face, a face for the ages. So, in the TRUE spirit of Christmas, and yes, of Hannukah I add:
"May the Schwartz be with you" - from Mel Brooks' marvelous remake of Star Wars, Spaceballs
Remember the opening screen-crawl?
